Walking With Closed Eyes

Wednesday, December 9, 2020

A few days ago, I noticed Justin was walking around with his eyes closed. This struck me as odd, and I felt the need to ask about it. He and I then had the following conversation.

Me: Hey dude. Why are you walking with your eyes closed?

J: Because I am walking very slowly.

Me: Umm, okay. Why are you walking slowly?

J: (extremely exasperated) I am walking sl…

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